|—||Kurt Vonnegut (via psych-facts)|
my blog will make you horny ;)
R.I.P. Robin Williams, thank you for making us laugh throughout the years.
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds
"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."
You know you’re in the next level of the relationship when you show them your feet.
This is the best gif you’ll ever see
You ever wanna fuck the living shit outta’ somebody, but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?