Just Breathe

dirkbot:

dirkbot:

Today some old guy walked up to me and asked me if my hair color is natural, then called his wife over to check me out too

To clarify:

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determinate:

vertical/personal/everything ♥

determinate:

vertical/personal/everything ♥

M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

New Englanders are just like

Oh it’s 50 degrees out? Let me go put my shorts on.

soysad:

sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

😖😩☺️😌🎌😌💔😔😊💔😰😣😭💔
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